you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture
you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture
Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar
I want you to hold me so close, that I feel completely and undeniably safe.
Like you won’t let anyone hurt me anymore.
Because lord knows I’ve never felt secure in my life.
DID “VISIT LAS VEGAS” JUST MAKE AN AD THAT’S BETTER THAN ANY OTHER LESBIAN MOVIE OUT THERE? Y E S
I just love this
This came on TV one day and I literally screamed, paused it, and gathered everyone to watch. Representation.
This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr
Are you going?
these guys went and said it was wholesome and fun!

and look what he said

https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/grindr-bbq-not-orgy?utm_term=.ur27oKlpv#.yfXpzGdkZ

update:
he had a thanksgiving dinner and is having a christmas dinner in case y’all missed out on the bbq!!
WILL BE BLOCKED BECAUSE of SOME OLD POLITICIANS “that know the youth and the internet the best then anyone else” IN THE SENATE THINKING THEY KNOW BETTER SHUTTING DOWN YOUTUBE AND OTHER SOCIAL PLATFORMS FOR ME AND PEOPLE LIVING IN THE EU FOREVER!
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I REPEAT THE ARTICLE HAS BEEN CHANGED COMPLETELY NO FUCKING JOKE GUYS! LAST TIME IT WAS ALL ABOUT PROTECTION NOW THEY ADDED SOME STUPID STUFF AND THEY WILL BE TAKING AWAY MY YOUTUBE; SOCIAL MEDIAS AND EVERYTHING!
PLEASE SIGN UP IN THIS PETITION IF WE DON´T HIT 5 MILLION GERMANY AND SO MANY EUROPE COUNTRIES WILL LOSE THEIR SOCIAL AND MORE!
SHARE THIS POST AND SIGN UP AND VOTE THE MORE THAN BETTER! Let’s SHOW THESE OLD PEOPLE THAT YOUTUBE, TUMBLR, INSTAGRAM AND ALL THESE GREAT OTHER SITES AREN´T FUCKING USELESS AND SHET BECAUSE THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT SOCIAL MEDIA IS! INSTEAD OF TAKING THESE PRECIOUS THINGS THEY SHOULD WORRY ABOUT OTHER.STUFF ( Migrants, new school system) BUT NAH THEY WANT TO TAKE AWAY OUR SOCIAL MEDIAS
ENGLISH:https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet
GERMAN:https://www.change.org/p/stoppt-die-zensurmaschine-rettet-das-internet-uploadfilter
DUTCH:https://www.change.org/p/het-internet-is-in-gevaar-en-jij-kunt-het-redden
ROMANIAN:https://www.change.org/p/internetul-este-%C3%AEn-pericol-iar-tu-%C3%AEl-po%C8%9Bi-salva
SPAIN: https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-deten-la-m%C3%A1quina-de-la-censura-salva-internet
YO NON-EUROPEANS CAN ALSO SIGN GET IN LINE FOR YOUR EURPOEAN HOMIES GUYS CMON
What The Actual Fuck.
G U Y S
F U C K
Okay, I don’t like spam tagging people, but this is important, so sorry.
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We must reblog this shit, cause it ain’t funny.
@aliaitee @cheeriocat @thedeadrequestfivemoreminutes @a-blog-full-of-ideas @g-a-y-b-a-c-o-n
@skate-fast-eat-grass @percyjacksonincorrectquotes you have a lot of followers, please reblog this so more people can know about this
@bellecesca you have a lot of followers, please reblog this and get them to sign these petitions!!! let more people know what’s going on!
@selenethemoontitan @artists-garbage-can @jesstheplatypus @jayjay-graceless @solange-lol @buoyantsaturn @bookplush @underworldystuff sorry to spam tag but this is important!!
Hey Americans fellow American here if this passes this will give US cause to think (strange conception I know) hey if this article 13 passed in Europe we should do it too aka no more Net Neutrality. No more possibilty of fightung for Net Neutrality because they will use Article 13 that got passed in Europe as an excuse to take it away. Bascially no more internet freedom period because this one article gets passed. It’s a slippery slope into no internet freedom for all so please sign and do what you can since fucking politicians of all sorts just don’t understand the fucking word no meaning fucking no.